Sometimes, all you really need is to express your deep, abiding hatred for a fellow human being. For when the fire of your contempt has apparently charred your left temporal lobe and rendered you speechless, check out this beautiful list of literary comebacks and insults, assembled by the fantastic nerds over at Flavorwire.com.
Personal favorite? “If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” – Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. So elegant and simple, and yet so disgustingly visual.